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Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting Indian Elections
Inspector , Lokhandwala: May 9 2009
Made Popular May 9 2009

Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting Indian Elections

1. Name of Candidate: ___________ ________ _

2. Present Address
(i) Name of Jail: __________ ________ _
(ii) Cell Number: __________ ________ _

3. Political Party: __________ ________ __ (List ONLY the Last Five parties in the Chronological (Order)

4. Sex: [ ]
A - Male
B - Female
C - Mayawati

5. Nationality: [ ]
A - Italian
B - Indian

6. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
A - Defected
B - Expelled
C - Bought out
D - None of above
E - All of above

7. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
A - To make money
B - To escape court trial
C - To grossly misuse power
D - To serve the public
E - I have no clue (if you choose “D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized Government Psychiatrist)

8. How many years of public service experience do you possess?
A - 1-2 yrs
B - 2-6yrs
C - 6-15yrs
D - 15+yrs

9. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)

10. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ] (Do not confuse with question 8)
A - 1-2 years
B - 2-6 years
C - 6-15 years
D - 15+years

11. Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
A - Why not
B - Of Course
C - Definitely
D - I deny it all
E - I see a foreign hand.

12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
A - 100-500 Crores
B - 500-1000 Crores
C - Overflow... (Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)

13. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ]
A - No
B - No
C - No
D - No

14. Describe your achievements in space provided: [_________]
15. Thumb Impression of candidate (Not that of the person who filled the form)

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Brajesh
Banglore, India
Rakesh
For so many candidates the whole form will remain vacant except the last column of thumb impression.
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Yash
Bhopal, India
The whole article has been written in a derogatory sense. It’s an insult of Indian democracy. There are good leaders in politics too.
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Garima
Nagpur, India
Please name atleast 20 of them
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Swati
Amritsar, India
Sex:
Mayawati

Ha ha ha! Hilarious!
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Ekta
Jaipur, India
Great article. Shows the sad state of our country in a sarcastic way.
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